The Republic of Enchanted Isles is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.509 billion Enchanted Islesians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The very strong Enchanted Islesian economy, worth 279 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,821 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,561 per year while the poor average 5,309, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Enchanted Isles's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Enchanted Isles is ranked 87,377^th in the world and 1,098^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 25.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.